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littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

owning-my-truth:

Monopoly with my Nigerian family

Today I went to visit some of my relatives who were in the Baltimore area for a few days, and of course, “friendly” competition quickly emerged between us as soon as the board games come out. It has been a year since I last played Monopoly with other Nigerians (also my relatives) but this round was just as vicious as the last.

A few highlights:

At the outset of the match, my 12 year old cousin’s Asian-American friend remarked at how competitive we all were even before the first dice were rolled and said that he loved it and was excited to play. These fateful words would be one of his last of the match.

Within the first 5 minutes of the match my 16 year old cousin manipulated said 12 year old friend into selling the most highly valued properties to form a block of properties and began building and driving him into bankruptcy.
Me and the other older relatives immediately began to berate the 12 year old for his actions “What were you thinking?!” before forming an alliance of our own to take down the 16 year old.

We then turned on our 12 year old relative and his friend and dispatched them with cruel efficiency in our drive to take down said 16 year old cousin. They didn’t stand a chance.

The other older relatives and I maintained our pact after the 12 year olds were taken down and began to call the 16 year old a “thief” and a “crook” repeatedly for being the first to cheat a 12 year old. We internally wished we had been the opportunists to do it first.

We became locked in a death match and an acrimonious war of attrition with the 16 year old. With random invocations of “We tank GOD!” when he seemed to falter and cursing him for his obvious use of juju as he beat us back.

Eventually, we conceded the match. The 16 year old won this acrimonious war of attrition after almost 4 hours. The forces of good faltered before what clearly must have been our younger cousin’s juju.

And at the end of the day, our 12 year old relative and his friend learned that there is no mercy on the basis of age in a Nigerian household. There is no such thing as a prize for 2nd place. 

When it’s time for Monopoly we throw down. 

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

engadget:

You can now unlock your Motorola phone with a ‘digital tattoo’

Artist: Lady Gaga
Track: "Teeth"
Plays: 7,493 plays

radtracks:

teeth // lady gaga

tell me something that’ll change me
i’m gonna love you with my hands tied
show me your teeth

(Source: thegestianpoet)

japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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daemoans:

flyawaymax:

thatsnotbeautiful:

jack-of-none:

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goraihadoken:

astroknight:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

rat Dad

bog grunge omfg

ghost furry, where is the lie…

space lolita I WILL FUKKEN KILL U AARON

^ Lmao I got Celestial lolita. IM DOWN SON.

"bog femme"
yeah that’s accurate

egg punk

rain furry

slime queer

the capitalist system is a scourge on the earth scene

(Source: bogmilk)

Cereal and tumblr at 10pm - the dinner of champions.

ravenzoe:

maghrabiyya:

hoodjab:

cagedlions:

I don’t know how your day is going, but you deserve to let this Ugandan children give you life.

I AM THE GIRL IN THE PINK

i’m so happy i didn’t scroll past

these kids are amazing dancers oh my gosh this is my favourite thing

there is so much swag in this video

riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: lawebloca]

miss-nerdgasmz:

*sheds a single tear*