its homestuck day *barricades my home* *drinks 10 shots of tequila* *starts crying*
Signal boosting this project that March of Tigers is leading. I won’t reblog the whole list because (luckily) it’s huge but do click through the link and check it out. Also, support March of Tigers by either further helping spread awareness of this resource or by contributing with further data.
OH AND WHILE I’M AT IT I WANT TO MAKE A LIST OF MY FAVORITE FRENCH EXPRESSIONS CUZ THERE ARE LIKE 2 BILLIONS OF THEM AND THEY’RE ALL FUNNY AS FUCK
"avec ma bite et mon couteau" ("[do something] with my dick and my knife", meaning you’re totally unprepared for what you’re about to do)
"On s’encule ou on prend le train ?" ("We gonna fuck each other up the ass or take the train ?", meaning you’ve been waiting for way too long for something to happen)
"C’est l’enfance de l’art" ("it’s the childhood of art", meaning it’s child’s play)
"Faux cul" ("fake ass", a hypocrite)"Y’a une couille dans le potage" ("there’s a testicule in the soup", meaning there’s something wrong going on)
"Il/Elle a pas inventé l’eau chaude" ("He/she didn’t invent hot water", meaning someone is stupid)
"Sucer les pissenlits par la racine" ("Suck dandelions by the root", meaning being super dead)
"Avoir le cul bordé de nouilles" ("Having your ass full of noodles", meaning you’re lucky as fuck)
"Pédé comme un phoque" ("As gay as a seal". like. what. why. what.)
"Pisser dans un violon" ("pissing in a violin", meaning you’re doing something really useless)
"Vouloir le beurre, l’argent du beurre et la crèmière" ("Wanting the butter, the butter’s money and the dairywoman", meaning you’re really greedy)
"Tremper son biscuit" ("Dipping your biscuit", meaning putting your dick in someone/having sex)
"Enculer des mouches" ("fuck flies up their asses", meaning you’re procrastinating)
"ça casse pas trois pattes à un canard" ("it doesn’t break three legs of a duck", meaning something isn’t that great/impressive)
"Tomber de Charybde en Scylla" ("fall from charybde to scylla", meaning you’re escaping a problem to fall into another one just as bad. taken from odysseus and not very used nowadays but still awesome)
And now a public service announcement from the Night Vale Marine Biologists Association:
“The ocean is full of things that would like to kill you. And other things that would ignore or not understand you, and then eventually kill you. Because they do not have the same understanding or valuation of life and death as humans. There are still other things that you would probably kill, simply because you think they are beautiful, and you want to possess beautiful things because you believe that beauty and sentience are mutually exclusive.
“Never go to the ocean. It is a confounding place. It is full of death, and strife, and terror. We’re marine biologists, and we won’t even go to an ocean, so you know it’s bad,” the PSA reads.
“Maybe just take a nap and think about clouds until they find your body.”
This has been a message from the Marine Biologists Association.